The Walrus Mustache: A Hilarious Guide to a Timeless Trend

Do you know where the inspiration for the walrus mustache comes from? If you said 'a walrus', well, you're only half right! Allow me to enlighten you on the eccentric, hilarious, and oh-so-posh journey of the walrus mustache.

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The History of the Walrus Mustache

The walrus mustache isn't just named after any old sea creature. No, it's named after the mighty walrus, with its magnificent upper-lip adornment that has been the envy of every man since the dawn of time (or at least since someone first saw a walrus).

Surprisingly, the walrus mustache wasn’t plucked from a dusty old history book; it was a trend set by modern-day hipsters looking for a fresh, unique look. And boy, did they nail it.

Maintaining Your Walrus Mustache

So, you've decided to take the plunge and are ready to grow your very own walrus mustache. You brave, brave soul. Here's a quick guide on how to maintain this beast on your upper lip.

First, patience is a virtue. Growing a proper walrus mustache takes time. You'll need to let it grow out for a few months and resist the urge to trim or style it. That's right; it's going to be itchy and slightly annoying, but hey, no pain, no gain.

Next, invest in a good comb. A walrus mustache is thick and long, so you'll need a sturdy comb to keep it in check. And don't forget about mustache wax. This will help keep those pesky hairs from entering your mouth when you're eating, drinking or, you know, trying to talk.

Where to Show Off Your Walrus Mustache

Now that you're a proud owner of a walrus mustache, where should you go to show it off? Well, pretty much anywhere! But there are a few places where your mustache will be particularly admired.

First, there's a hipster café. Your barista might even give you an extra shot of espresso for your impressive facial hair. Next, any sort of fancy dress party or costume party is always a great place to show off your new look. Thankfully, our wonderful sponsors at Costume-Shop have got you covered for any costume party or event.

The Walrus Mustache: A Statement Piece

At the end of the day, a walrus mustache isn't just facial hair. It's a statement piece. A conversation starter. A declaration to the world that you, dear reader, are a person of unique style and impeccable taste. And maybe also that you like walruses. But mostly the first thing.

So to all the brave souls who decide to embark on the journey of growing a walrus mustache, we salute you. May your mustache be thick, your comb sturdy, and your presence at any party (costume or otherwise) unquestionably impressive.